Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Proof you are getting old

From Mollygood:

You Aging Motherfucker

Prince’s fine-ass hips are in trouble! After decades spent touring and humping and touring some more, the 49-year-old musical genius’ body has finally succumbed to too much crotch gyration and too little support from assless pants, and he’s going to need surgery to remedy the problem.

“He is totally crushed because he knows he will never be the same again.”

The surgery will involve removing the ball and socket of Prince’s damaged hip and replacing it with a titanium joint.

The Purple Rain singer is allegedly booking into a private hospital and aides have reportedly cleared two months from his diary to allow him time to recover from the operation.

While Prince will indeed recover from the operation, his reputation as a sex machine is now forever dead. Bury it right next to Gene Simmons‘.

Listening to: Goldfrapp - Little Bird